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« on: April 20, 2008, 07:04 » |
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If you were to go into the Simpsons universe, what would it be like?
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« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2008, 10:06 » |
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Please, one thing: Don?t start opening a bunch of threads before the other threads you made are not completely discussed. And I would be very happy if you would (as the topic started) bring your own opinions into your first posting (should be in the forum rules). Otherwise it makes me angry. Thank You. For your question: If I would "enter" the Simpsons world, letz assuming that I am now here in Germany and I hear of the Springfield that excists really really as it is in the U.S.A. I would be emmigrate into the states the next years. And if the universe still let pople age, in some years Lisa should be adult and I can have her as a friend - I am in other womens hands, so just a platonic friendship with Lisa... for now...  ). |
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« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2008, 03:45 » |
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About the own opinion: SimpReal does that, too or was it Dag? Damn, gotta re-read some threads... I think going to springfield as it is would be great. I wouldn't even have any problems with only 4 fingers, I think. (I use to have strange habits life never separating my index and middle fingers  ) Meeting all those Springfieldians sounds interesting  That power plant would surely disturb me. 3 is always better than 2, so Lisa, Colin and me would probably be able to start campaigns against it. Lisa: But I knew you wouldn't listen to us... Mal?fix: So we filled your glasses with water that comes out of the SNPP. audience drinks Colin: That means it's radioactive. audience goes crazy mutated Skinner: I'm going to eeeeeat you! |
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« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2008, 22:19 » |
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About the own opinion: SimpReal does that, too or was it Dag? Damn, gotta re-read some threads... I think going to springfield as it is would be great. I wouldn't even have any problems with only 4 fingers, I think. (I use to have strange habits life never separating my index and middle fingers ) Meeting all those Springfieldians sounds interesting That power plant would surely disturb me. 3 is always better than 2, so Lisa, Colin and me would probably be able to start campaigns against it. Lisa: But I knew you wouldn't listen to us... Mal?fix: So we filled your glasses with water that comes out of the SNPP. audience drinks Colin: That means it's radioactive. audience goes crazy mutated Skinner: I'm going to eeeeeat you! What was that? |
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« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2008, 22:35 » |
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What was that?
Superman! |
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« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2008, 22:49 » |
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The answer is simple: just like in the show. Any attempts to "adapt" the mentioned universe to our world are hopeless. And if you, TKMcClark, meant how would I act if I appeared there (next time please be more specific in your topics)... hmm, I would try to locate Springfield (which already wouldn't be easy ), find the Simpsons' house and knock in the front door. The following depends on a situation... LISA: Wow, a stranger! Be sure that our family is well-read, cares about the environment and... lies, all lies! We're monsters, I tell you, monsters! DAG: Can I hug a monster? LISA: ...Why not? ...or something like that  |
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« Reply #6 on: July 31, 2008, 14:10 » |
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LISA: Wow, a stranger! Be sure that our family is well-read, cares about the environment and... lies, all lies! We're monsters, I tell you, monsters!
DAG: Can I hug a monster?
LISA: ...Why not? would it continue like this: LISA: Bart..... there's someone at the door who wants to give you a hug! DAG: D'oh! |
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« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2008, 22:18 » |
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EmpethreeLOL, no, I believe Lisa would never be so cruel. Besides, it's not nice to call yourself a monster, then change your mind and act like it was someone else. * Dagdamor is, nevertheless, slingshot by Bart. Just in case.
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« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2008, 14:17 » |
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what I posted up there was not Superman. Part from the movie, part from a short, weird fanfic featuring a mysterious bracelet that controls the magnetic field of the earth. That somehow destroys the SNPP.
how about some sort of story to continue here? And then move it into the diary board?
Marge: Bart, stop it! Oh hello, who are you two guys?
Dagdamor: two? *turns around* Oh hi Malefix.
Mal?fix: Mal?fix, with the pronounciation on the ?.
Lisa: Sounds french...
Mal?fix: it isn't. I'm from Germany and he's from Russia.
Dag: My real name is Serge. He's Max if I remember correctly.
Max: Yep, those other names are our nicknames in some internet forum...
Bart: What forum?
Serge: that's the weird thing. It's about you, Lisa.
Lisa: Me? but how...
Max: We come from a "different universe" in which the Simpsons is a TV-show.
Bart and Lisa: How that?
Serge: Dunno.
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« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2008, 16:47 » |
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<Moped pulls up outside Simpsons house and a remarkably familia pizza delivery boy walks up front path>
Empethee: Pizza Delivery! Oh hi there Dag & Mal?fix, Hey it's Lisa too!
Lisa: Hey ypou know these two?
Empethree: Yes.... They are a member of an online forum.
Lisa: Let me guess, about me?
Empethree: Yes indeed... anyway I must hand over this pizza, it's travelled a long distance, just a present from our universe to you!
Lisa: I hope its not a meat pizza!
Empethree: No vegitarian pizza
Lisa: Yay!
Bart: Hmmph, I dont get one
Empethree: I brought you a pizza too Bart
Bart: No I mean forum....
Empethree: There is one
Bart: Aye Curumba!... can I have my Pizza now!
Empethree: Pizza for all!
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« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2008, 18:35 » |
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(Cruddy looking dirt bike pulls up alongside moped)
Laguna Sky: Hey guys whats up?
Lisa: Him too?
Serge:Yeah, though we're still not sure why.
Laguna Sky:Trust me I'm far more harmless then they are.
Bart: A Wolf?
(Laguna Sky nods)
Lisa and Bart: That's it were out of here.
Laguna Sky: Dang it dang it, i broke up the party again.
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« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2008, 12:06 » |
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*laguna sky goes into the backyard*
*serge, max and empethree walk in*
Empethree: Hey wait!
Marge: What's up with them?
Max: there was a wolf outside.
Marge: Oh...
Serge: Come down the wolf is gone!
- cut into the backyard
*homer comes out of the house*
Homer: gonna take a nap...
*laguna sky walks in*
Homer: Waah a wolf!
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« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2008, 14:19 » |
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Laguna Sky: Hi There
Homer: Er... Marge... theres a talking wolf out here
Marge: <in kitchen> Don't be rediculous Homie, wolves don't talk
Homer: Now he's eating my Donuts
Laguna Sky: Mmmm Donuts... <drools>
Homer: Hey thats my line!
Lisa: <From her bedroom window, calls downstairs> Mum..... Dad's taking to animals again
Marge: I'll call Dr. Hibbert!
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« Reply #13 on: August 16, 2008, 15:05 » |
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CC sticks head in front door: This is getting out of hand... bad Laguna! No donuts!
Laguna: *growls fiercly* I'll do what I want.
Bart sneaks up behind the wolf/man & pokes him with a stick.
Laguna: Don't.
Bart: Eep! Yessum...
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« Reply #14 on: August 16, 2008, 23:11 » |
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*Laguna runs away*
Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Dagdamor, Maléfix, Empethree and CalculatedChaos walk into Lisa's room and find Maggie sitting at the bed.
Bart: This is kinda getting full here.
*Maggie sucks her pacifier in agreement*
Lisa: If you are members of a forum about me, then I'm probably something like the favorite character in this TV-Show of everyone here?
Empethree: yup, almost everyone.
Bart: Sounds like we're no longer needed.
*Bart, Homer and Marge walk out*
*Maggie stays at the bed*
*Lisa, Dagdamor and CalculatedChaos sit down at the bed*
*Maléfix sits down at the chair*
Lisa: Weird, I mean you surely know so much about me and -
Maléfix: Hey look, there's this note! "You are Lisa Simpson"
Lisa: - and I know nothing about you.
CC: seems so. *grins*
Dagdamor: Excuse me, I'm gonna go to the toilet.
Lisa: I'll show you where - oh, right.
*Dag goes to the toilet*
*cut to Bart's room*
Bart(thinking): I wonder how many people will still come...
Note: Please don't introduce so many peolpe, you can take the ones that are already involved like I do. I think 5 Simpsons, 4 LTS members and three animals including a talking wolf is enough. Maybe the new ones can get involved elsewhere in Springfield.
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« Reply #15 on: August 16, 2008, 23:43 » |
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CC: "Well... would it help if we showed you the site?"
Lisa stares at her computer. "I hadn't considered that. But this could be kinda wierd...a whole site dedicated to me?"
Dag: "Not all of it is."
Mal?fix: "There's a bit of everything."
Emp- "It's a pretty laid back place."
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« Reply #16 on: August 17, 2008, 00:10 » |
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Lisa: OK, if you mean.
*Lisa starts the computer and then an internet browser*
Dag: It's lisa-simpson.net
Lisa: But that's my homepage?
*computer shows a page that really looks different than LTS*
Mal?fix: Of course! If there was a site about you in the universe you live, there'd also be the show!
CC: and the movie.
Lisa: Movie?
Maggie: Sequel?
*everyone stares at Maggie for a while*
Emp: Uh yes, about the pollution, the pig, the dome, Alaska and the bomb. Huh? Where's Lisa gone?
*cut to the kitchen*
Lisa: Mom, Maggie just said her first word!
Maggie: Uh-Uh
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« Reply #17 on: August 17, 2008, 05:50 » |
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Note: Please don't introduce so many peolpe, you can take the ones that are already involved like I do. I think 5 Simpsons, 4 LTS members and three animals including a talking wolf is enough. Maybe the new ones can get involved elsewhere in Springfield. Somewhere else in Springfield eh? Hm... *Across town in a private warehouse G.H. shows up uninvited to a meeting of Springfield's top crime lords, wearing excessive make-up and a custom-made purple suit to discuss what should be done about "the Bartman". *G.H.: Let's wind the clocks back a year... this spiky-haired yellow little girl wouldn't dare cross any of you... I mean, what happened? Look, I know why you're afraid to do something about her... I know why you're afraid to go out at night... the Bartman. See, Bartman has shown Springfield your true colors unfortunately... Fat Tony: What do you propose? G.H.: It's simple, we kill the Bartman. Fat Tony: If it's so simple, why haven't you done it already? G.H.: If you're good at something, never do it for free. Fat Tony: How much do you want? G.H.: Um... half. Fat Tony: You're crazy... G.H.: No I'm not. No, I'm not...  (Can't believe how quickly this turned into an open roleplaying thread.) |
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www.youtube.com/MrPinkFloyd882Look at that hand, lying there
The room is dark, she shows no fear
I'm lying still, my eyes are wide
My heart is pumping, I'm still alive
I'm still awake against my will
What will it ever take
To still this burning in me?
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« Reply #18 on: August 17, 2008, 06:12 » |
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*glances uneasily out a window*
CC: Did it just get colder?
(We got Maggs, you don't stand a chance, GHoker!!)
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« Reply #19 on: August 20, 2008, 21:01 » |
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-> somewhere in evergreen terrace
Bart: there's so many people suddenly here...
Milhouse: Lou said it's 232 tourists! Do you know where they are from?
Bart: yes, they say they are from a different universe, in which there's a TV show called the Simpsons. And they're all members of an online forum about my sister.
Milhouse: Who? Lisa or Maggie?
Bart: Lisa.
Milhouse: ah. Look, there is a sleeping yellow fox with two tails!
Bart: Weird. There also was a talking wolf in our backyard.
Milhouse: you mean this one?
Laguna is coming in from behind Bart.
Bart turns round, Milhouse hides behind him
Laguna: I won't do anything if you stop poking me ok?
Bart pokes Laguna
Laguna: D'oh d'oh d'oh
(note: both the maggie and the GH plot part are still open, although I think GH will continue the 2nd)
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« Reply #20 on: August 20, 2008, 22:56 » |
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*up in the darkening sky a bright symbol appears on the gathering clouds*
Bart (thinking)- D'oh! Not the Bartman signal! This couldn't be coming at a worse time! I wanna play my new video game!
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« Reply #21 on: August 21, 2008, 08:35 » |
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*the peaceful atmosphere of the Simpson home is interrupted by a breaking news broadcast*
Kent Brockman: I'm just receiving word that... the bakery downtown is closing? But they sell the best danishes in Springfield! That's it, if they close, you can just consider that my resignation. I told you, I don't read the news unless I get my danish! Oh, what? Mm, yes, and also violent crime is up a shocking 150%.
Homer: 150%... that's like... 100%... plus 50! That's like a pizza and a half! *drools*
Kent Brockman: *beginning to actually read the teleprompter* The recent rise in violent crime has been traced back to an emerging crime leader the likes of which Springfield has never seen. Wearing heavy, sloppy make-up on his face, he calls himself "The GHoker" and has vowed that Springfield will not sleep peacefully until the... *squints at screen* BORTman reveals his true identity. Hang on, I'm just getting word that we've received a video from the GHoker... what you are about to see may *squints at screen again* disgruntle you.
*cuts to a camera recording of Ralph Wiggum dangling from a flag pole, a rope tied around his waist. He waves at the camera which then turns around and faces the GHoker*
GHoker: As you can see, Springfield, I will not spare your children... you're all fair game to me until the Bartman reveals himself. *licks lips* You see I'm the kind of guy who enjoys a laugh, and I'm going to have a little fun while Bartman makes up his mind about what he's going to do... *points the camera at Ralph again* Take a good look at your little boy Chief Wiggum, because he won't ever look the same *turns the camera back on himself and holds up a permanent sharpie marker* I'm going to have some fun now... oh and one more thing... *licks lips* if the Bartman does not reveal himself to everyone in 24 hours... little Lisa Simpson will be next... *maniacal laughter* Hee haha haha...!
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www.youtube.com/MrPinkFloyd882Look at that hand, lying there
The room is dark, she shows no fear
I'm lying still, my eyes are wide
My heart is pumping, I'm still alive
I'm still awake against my will
What will it ever take
To still this burning in me?
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« Reply #22 on: August 21, 2008, 14:15 » |
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*meanwhile across town, people are screaming and running about in panic..... Lisa and the gang have walked downtown
Empethree: <Banging on the door of the Bakery> How could you do this to us! We have just arrived here and you depirive us of Danish!!!! Nooooooooooooooooooooo
Lisa: Er...... Emp... that is the computer shop... the bakery is next door and it's still open for another 10 minutes
Empethree: Er.... Ooooh...... <runs inside computer shop>
Lisa: Whats Up with him, i thought he wanted a Danish!
Laguna: Don't worry, he's just a geek
Empethree: <from inside shop> Aww they don't stock the Simpsons Game on Xbox360
Bart: SIMPSONS GAME??? XBOX360?? What the hell are those?
Milhouse: Can you beat up Bart in the game?
Bart: MILHOUSE! <slaps him round the back of head>
Milhouse: Aww Bart! It was only a question, I wouldnt of bought it if you could
Lisa: Guy's hadn't we better hurry up , we got to stop the GHoker
Bart: Yeah, and that bakery closes in 5 minutes
Empethree: OK OK.... i just trying this demo out.. A Futurarama game is here at least.. woohoo!
Lisa: COME NOW!
Empethree: OK... sorry.. can I get a Danish though... i'll buy us all one?
Lisa: OK if we are quick...
Bart: Wolves cannot eat Danishes though!
Laguna: <Growls at bart> I' eat what I want!
<Bart Pokes Laguna>
Laguna: D'OH!!!!!!!!
Lisa: Sure he can have one..... I like wolves they are so beutiful and graceful!
Empethree: <Sniggers> Graceful... Laguna... Ha ha ha!!
Laguna:...Hey.. I can be graceful... I just choose not to show it!
Empethree: I should buy one for CC, he's watching Maggie back at the house
Bart: NO do NOT bring such things into the house... they will awake the slumbering beast and all havok will be set loose?
Lisa: What are you talkign about Bart?
Bart: Homer of course
Lisa, Empethree, Laguna, and Milhouse in unison: Ahhh!
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« Reply #23 on: August 21, 2008, 16:36 » |
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everyone walks out of the bakery
Mal?fix(eating): So where are we gonna look first? mean, I don't know Springfield that well...
Dag: Same to me, but there's always some action at the center.
Lisa: right, let's go!
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« Reply #24 on: August 21, 2008, 23:20 » |
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In the lot behind the local Kwik-E-Mart...Sideshow Bob and Krusty the Klown face off in the shadows.
Sideshow Bob: You will be made to pay for what you did to me!
Krusty: Eh? What I did to you? What are you talking about Bob?
SSB: Why don't you call me by that nickname you always loved back then?
Krusty (looking uncomfortable): I... don't remember. It was a long time ago, Bob!
SSB: SAY IT!
Krusty (mumbling): Two-bit...
SSB: Hmm?
Krusty: I said TWO-BIT you moron! As in, you're nothing but a two-bit hack! You'd never have made it in showbiz!
SSB: That's more like it. But I'm not going to hurt you, Krusty. No... I'm just going to hurt the one you love the most!
Sideshow Bob reaches into the shadows and yanks a cranky chimp into view.
Krusty: Mr. Teeny!!!
Bob (holding up an electric shaver with a malicious grin on his face): Snip... snip...
Krusty: Oh, god! No! You wouldn't! He's just a helpless little chimp! Ohh, the humanity!
SSB: Lie to him, Krusty. Tell him everythings going to be okay.
Krusty: I'm sorry, Bob! For everything! Just shave me instead!
Sideshow Bob turns on the clippers as he laughs darkly.
From out of nowhere a pacifier catches Bob in the eye and he drops the humming device.
CC: Nice shot, Maggie!
Maggie grins widely from her position on top of a dumpster. She non-chalantly pulls another pacifier from thin-air.
Bob eyes his two new adversaries and bids a hasty retreat.
Krusty: What the hell was that? A pacifier? You stopped the evil genius Sideshow Bob with a baby's binky? What is going on in this crazy town these days?
CC: Doesn't seem that out of the norm to me...
Krusty: What'd'you know, kid? Nuthin about no one! Now I gotta go track down this yutz that's trying to horn in on my clowning action!
Krusty disappears around to the front of the Kwik-E-Mart.
CC looks at Maggie, who stares back with a childish glee.
CC: He doesn't know what he's getting himself into, does he?
Maggie shakes her head and giggles.
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« Reply #25 on: August 24, 2008, 09:01 » |
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*In the middle of town Lisa, Bart, Laguna, Empethree and Milhouse are stopped by Chief Wiggum and several other police offers who quickly grab them and begin to shove them into police cars*
Bart: Hey man! You can't do this to us!
Chief Wiggum: It's for your own protection. Lisa, the GHoker's made a threat against your... what was it?
Lou: Her life, chief.
Chief Wiggum: Yeah, your life... so all of you will have to come with us downtown, you'll be safer there.
Empethree: Safer? You think we'll be safer if we go with you?
Chief Wiggum: What's that supposed to mean? *turns red* What do they uhh... show on that T.V. show in that little "universe" of yours... *chuckles nervously*
Lisa: Look, we have to do something about the GHoker, or else he'll turn Springfield into a decadent shadow of its former splendor! Oh... wait. It's Springfield. *sighs*
Chief Wiggum: Little girl, don't make my job any harder. If it were up to me I'd spend all day eating hot dogs and donuts while watching Krusty the Klown. But now there's even word that the GHoker may have killed Krusty.
All at once: Killed Krusty?!
Chief Wiggum: Yeah that or beat him up pretty bad... well all we have are a few of Krusty's teeth and some blood, *chuckles* Also Krusty's.
Lisa: Why did you just laugh?
Wiggum: *glances from side to side* Let's get you all downtown.
*Across town near the Simpson household the GHoker stands nonchalantly on a street corner, surrounded by thugs wearing clown masks. He holds a pocket watch in his hand, counting down the seconds.*
GHoker: Remember, I want Lisa alive... got it? The rest of them are yours, I know you all have more than a few scores to settle with Homer.
*a few of the thugs nod, some making cut-throat gestures*
GHoker: In just a few seconds it'll be 24 hours since I gave Bartman his warning. *looks down at watch* And here we... go.
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www.youtube.com/MrPinkFloyd882Look at that hand, lying there
The room is dark, she shows no fear
I'm lying still, my eyes are wide
My heart is pumping, I'm still alive
I'm still awake against my will
What will it ever take
To still this burning in me?
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« Reply #26 on: August 24, 2008, 10:41 » |
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*Back in the police car*
Chief Wiggum: All comfortable in the back there?
Empethree: Well not really, I seem to be restrained for some reason, I cannot move
Lisa: Hey mee too?
Chief Wiggum: Lou? You didn't cuff 'm did you?
Lou: I don't think so chief
Empethree: It's our feet, they are stuck
*Empethree stuggles and pulls feet off floor taking part of the carpet away*
Empethree: Oh... ooops
Lisa: Heh heh heh heh, I now know why we are stuck
Chief Wiggum: Hey my carpet! Thats destruction of police property
*Empethree inspects shoes*
Empethree: Chief Wiggum, have you lost somethign recently?
Lisa: Yeah, Kind of round shaped which police always have on them?
Chief Wiggum: Hmmm, what is round and something a police always have
Empethree: kind of sticky too?
Chief Wiggum: Well we did try cuffing with fly paper?
Lisa: They have a hole in the middle
Chief Wiggum: *goes very red* Not my underpants?
Lisa & Empethree: Eeeeeewww! No!
Chief Wiggum: Phew, I was about to say
Lou: Hold on my feet are stuck too..... it's your damn donuts chief!
Lisa: Yeah they are all over the place, they are all old and sticky, ther must be about 20 under your seat
Chief Wiggum: Oh..... heh heh.... must of ...er ...been the last criminal we stopped... ahem anyway, we are almost here...wait my foots stuck on the accelerator
Lisa: What!
Chief Wiggum: I cant slow down...it's ....stuck....
Empethree: Pull the handbrake!
Chief Wiggum: Whats that......
Empethree: D'oh... curses for being british.... the emergency brake!
Chief Wiggum: Oh that.... er.... yes....
*Wiggum points to the lever with donuts neatly slotted over it*
Lisa: Chief... The railway embankment!
Lou: Chief... Do something!
Chief Wiggum: I am trying
*Wiggum wrestles with the wheel sand starts skidding towards the embankment*
Lisa, Empethree & Lou: Arrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
*The police cruiser clips a parked car, flips into the air and rolls down the embankment and comes to rest on it's roof on the railway lines below. After the smoke clears an eerie silence decends on the scene, Laguna, Bart, Milhouse and Mal?fix & Dagdamor pull up behind in the 2 other police cruisers just in time to see the car flip and dissapear over the embankment. They get out and start to run towards the embankment*
Laguna: Oh my god, they went over the embankment.
Dag: LISA!!
Mal?fix: We have got to do something?
Bart: I gotta save my sister, please Lisa don't be dead.
Milhouse: Hey, whats that noise... NO it can't be, it's early........
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« Reply #27 on: August 27, 2008, 21:42 » |
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(Sorry if my part doesn't fit the story, I came up with it pretty suddenly, so treat it as something like "week before" or "week later" if you like ) *Dagdamor enters Simpsons basement, sees Homer and Bart chuckling at working laundry washer*DAG: What are you laughing at? HOMER: We put Lisa inside. Pretty funny, eh? DAG: What?! Are you crazy? *Dag jumps to the washer, puts his arm into the water and starts searching inside. Homer and Bart keep chuckling*DAG: It's not funny, you idiots! Argh... *pulls out something that looks like a familiar red dress, stares at it with horror* Oh no... *Homer/Bart laugh out loud. Lisa enters the basement*LISA: What's going on here? *Dag stares at Lisa, does a relief sigh. Homer slides down the wall, Bart is rolling on the floor*DAG: Nothing... nothing special is going on... *puts the dress back into the washer, turns red himself* LISA: Serge, you promised to teach me some PHP. DAG: Oh, sure. *takes Lisa's hand, leaves* BART: Wow, Homer... it was classics. I told you he'd fall for it! By the way, you owe me twenty bucks now. HOMER: Hee hee... oh crap. |
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When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace. - Jimi Hendrix
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« Reply #28 on: August 30, 2008, 19:18 » |
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Springfield Square
The statue of Jedediah Springfield bore silent witness to the night-darkened square. Its unseeing eyes were inmoved by the materialisation of a young man in his early 20's out of thin air. He stared at the device in his hand. He seemed distressed by what he saw on the little screen. 'Damn it.' he said with a British accent.
'So many interdimentional incursions. The Department will have my head if I dont solve this. That is if the multiverse doesnt implode before then!' and with that, Rufus Jones aka Agent Vanguard20 of the Department For Pan-Dimentional Affairs put his Incursion Detector in his jacket pocket and set off into the streetsof Springfield.
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« Reply #29 on: September 21, 2008, 19:14 » |
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i would wear be a superhero named batboy and rescue everyone and my secert identity wud be hidden i would go to springfield elementry and bully nelson and protect bart.
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« Reply #30 on: September 27, 2008, 01:08 » |
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You know It's a story you should continue. * Mal?fix checks where he is Bart: What? What is early? Milhouse: I mean - Max: We gotta do something! |
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