Lisa, the Simpson!
January 07, 2009, 18:06 *
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
 Add Site
 
   Home   Galleries Library Help Login Register  
Pages: 1 2 [All]
  Print  
Author Topic: Homer strangling Lisa?  (Read 2389 times)
TKMcClark
Member
*
Offline Offline

Posts: 48

« on: April 20, 2008, 05:15 »

I'm new here, and I'd like to know: If Homer was to strangle Lisa once, would it be funny or cruel? Think of any reason that Homer would strangle Lisa.
Logged
Dagdamor
Lisahugger
Administrator
*
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 2673


WWW
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2008, 05:25 »

TKMcClark
Maybe in the situation pictured in 4F17 "The Old Man And The Lisa"? The very end, when Lisa denied money from Burns. Homer had multiple heart attack there. But if his heart was a bit stronger, we could see what you're asking about. Wink Simpsons family was never losing as much money.

I'm not sure if it would be cruel or funny. Depends on Lisa's reaction... if she was scared (most likely), it would be cruel. If she was angry, it would be funny, I guess.

P.S. Welcome Smile
Logged

When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace. - Jimi Hendrix
TKMcClark
Member
*
Offline Offline

Posts: 48

« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2008, 05:27 »

Thank you for the welcome. By the way, yeah, if he DID have a stronger heart, he WOULD HAVE strangled her.
Wait. Think of some way that Homer could strangle Lisa. One that's funny!
Logged
SimpReal
Mood Swinger
Administrator
*
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 1432


Solving the Equation
WWW
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2008, 11:33 »

No matter how hard i try, i just cannot see the image of Homer strangling Lisa in a humorous way. I really can't :\
Dunno why actually, maybe is because shes a little girl or maybe it's because we're so used about it with Bart. Still i couldn't see it in a funny light and it would shock me a tad.
Logged

Did he open up his eyes?
Did he try to touch my hand,
Or is my mind playing tricks on me?
Do you think he hears us cry?
Does he understand
We are here, by his side...
Casper
Sugarcube
Hero Member
*
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 702


A world without string...?! Is CHAOS!!

« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2008, 11:52 »

I think I'd find it funnier if Lisa was to strangle Homer Smile

But the reason Dagdamor mentioned above is probably a justified reason as to why Homer would, or maybe when Lisa ruined Homers barbeque pig?

Having thought about it, I dont think I'd find it funny. But still, its an interesting topic for discussion. Smile
Logged

Simpson-Realities
Dedicated to Realities

“Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind”
-Dr. Seuss.
Gazmanafc
SMF Customiser
Hero Member
*
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 1106


There can be only one Snake and one Big Boss
WWW
« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2008, 14:24 »

The writers have once tried to write a situation where Homer had to strangle Lisa, but they couldn't do it, so the worst they've done is call her a lying scumbag. (8F22)

It has now become a rule where only male characters on The Simpsons can endure physical pain. (Though we do see female characters physically hurt, but very rarely). And in Futurama, that rule is reversed where Male characters rarely get physically hurt, whereas Amy falls over a lot.  Tongue
Logged

El_Barto
Akatsuki
Simpsons Team
*
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 299


Fear the powerful Deirisa xP
WWW
« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2008, 15:06 »

Hmm... I don't know what to say about this...

If the writers did write an episode where Homer strangled Lisa, what would YOU think?

For me, it's unlikely that Homer would strangle Lisa. He cares about her so much that making Homer strangle Lisa would ruin The Simpsons reputation... Of course, if Lisa strangled Homer that would be funny Tongue Just like Bart did in Barting Over. I think that's the name of the episode :/
Logged

In the moonlight
Your face it glows
Like a thousand diamonds
I suppose
And your hair flows like
The ocean breeze
Andreas
Hero Member
*
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 524


WWW
« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2008, 19:04 »

When I was young, I learned that boys don't hit (or strangle) girls. Of course that doesn't mean that boys should hit other boys (or girls should hit boys), but it's not right to torture someone else, esp. if he or she is much weaker than you. I don't really like the extended stangling scenes we se nowadays, and I'd be really worried if Homer would strangle Lisa.  Sad
Logged

Andreas
starfish
Member
*
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 55

« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2008, 19:35 »

I don't think I'd ever find the sight of Homer strangling Lisa funny TBH!
Logged
Dagdamor
Lisahugger
Administrator
*
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 2673


WWW
« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2008, 06:34 »

Andreas
These are rules for real world (and they should be respected)... but in the cartoon it could be different.
For example, Bart and Lisa had fights many times in the show, and what they sometimes did in the Tracey Ullman Era is just beyond words. But that looked funny to me. Smile Of course Homer is a grownup man, but I don't see a major different between Homer strangling Bart and Homer strangling Lisa. Everything depends on the situation IMHO.
Logged

When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace. - Jimi Hendrix
SummerJazz
New Member
*
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 2


O Lord, help me to be pure, But not yet
WWW
« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2008, 12:07 »

If Homer strangled Lisa it would be fairly disturbing, considering how close I think their relationship is. I know that Homer probably get's annoyed with Lisa a lot but he never shows any really nasty feeling towrds her, so for me, it would just be all kinds of wrong. However, the only time it could be funny is when for example, they all started strangling eachother, I can't remember the name of the ep. but that's when I could let it slide Big Grin
Logged

Electricity is really just organized lightning - George Carlin
Maléfix
Omochao
Active Member
*
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 238
WWW
« Reply #11 on: May 19, 2008, 15:56 »

Let's see. In the Simpsons eps there is:

Homer strangling Bart
Abe strangling Homer
Bart strangling Homer
Bart strangling Lisa (!)
Burns strangling Smithers
Homer strangling Cletus
Homer strangling Santas little Helper
Homer strangling plant
Homer strangling Boozer toy
Captain strangling sailor
Lisa strangling Bart
Marge strangling Homer
Stage director strangling Homer
Homer strangling brain *lol*

So Lisa's only strangled by Bart and that only once. She doesn't deserve it.
Logged

PK Starstorm!
Gazmanafc
SMF Customiser
Hero Member
*
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 1106


There can be only one Snake and one Big Boss
WWW
« Reply #12 on: May 19, 2008, 15:59 »

If you were ten and your sister stole your Trick-or-treat candy, wouldn't you not retaliate?

There has been an instance of Rabbi Krustoski strangling Krusty.
Logged

Maléfix
Omochao
Active Member
*
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 238
WWW
« Reply #13 on: May 19, 2008, 16:10 »

He strangled her cause she was playing ice hockey.
Logged

PK Starstorm!
Gazmanafc
SMF Customiser
Hero Member
*
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 1106


There can be only one Snake and one Big Boss
WWW
« Reply #14 on: May 19, 2008, 16:37 »

Well, that too.
Logged

Maléfix
Omochao
Active Member
*
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 238
WWW
« Reply #15 on: May 19, 2008, 16:47 »

OK. I've gotten that from a german simpsonspedia and have never watched Lisa On Ice.
Logged

PK Starstorm!
Andreas
Hero Member
*
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 524


WWW
« Reply #16 on: May 19, 2008, 21:07 »

and have never watched Lisa On Ice.

Ohh, then please do so once you get a chance, since it's one of the best Simpsons episodes around (well, apart from the strangling scene Wink ).
Logged

Andreas
Maléfix
Omochao
Active Member
*
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 238
WWW
« Reply #17 on: May 19, 2008, 22:21 »

Wow, finally found an english simpsons episodes site that doesn't require yo to live in the US!#
Great episode! And Lisa the Vegetarian is also much better than the german version.
Logged

PK Starstorm!
Gazmanafc
SMF Customiser
Hero Member
*
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 1106


There can be only one Snake and one Big Boss
WWW
« Reply #18 on: May 19, 2008, 22:46 »

You might wanna pick up the DVD sets. Tongue

...That or download the episodes via Torrents...
Logged

Maléfix
Omochao
Active Member
*
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 238
WWW
« Reply #19 on: May 19, 2008, 23:00 »

Oh yeah, especially for the audio comments and hidden scenes. Ah and the resolution and waiting time *yargh*
But I don't have enough money at the moment, just got a Mac and a bike for birthday and I have to pay back some €...
Logged

PK Starstorm!
Pages: 1 2 [All]
  Print  
 
Jump to:  

Powered by SMF 1.1.7 | SMF © 2006-2008, Simple Machines LLC