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« on: January 18, 2008, 23:44 »

Childhood... What a great time, when you can be naive and believe in Santa Claus, or Batman, or magic, or the fact you was brought to your parents by a stork. Unless you name is Lisa Simpson Smile

So, do you remember anything you've been told by grownups, or just made up to yourself, that makes you laugh (or maybe shiver, who knows) nowadays? Let's collect!

In my case there are:

1) Caterpillars are everywhere around me, waiting impatiently, till I become sleepy to climb into my ear and inside. Stupid "X-Files"... *shivers*
2) People are ought to learn how to kiss by gently eating pickled tomatoes. My awful cousin had told me that, when I'm allergic to tomatoes and that was a sad news for me, until another cousin, kind one, had told me that allergics like me can use tangerines instead Big Grin
3) Only stupid kids believe in Santa Claus. In real world, there are rabbits, who magically find presents in snow and deliver them to children.
4) You can find a treasure even at your own garden, if you'll be persevere and patient.

That's all I can remember now. Would anyone else share their recollections? ;-)
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« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2008, 00:34 »

You know bruises on bananas, hen a somehat circular region turns a darker colour within the flesh? I thought those were spiders that had somehow gotten inside the banana. it was only many years after I'd outgrown this that I made the connection between spiders stowing away in bunches of bananas.
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« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2008, 00:53 »

I thought that when removed the cap from the bathtub, you could go down the drain  Big Grin ... Not that I thought that. Tongue
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« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2008, 00:57 »

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Geeze! That's scary Big Grin
I've remembered one more like this - I used to think holes in achy teeth are made by some kind of worms Smile Ewww...

As for dark matter in bananas - I though dark things about that too, but finally calmed herself down considering it's just seeds Big Grin
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« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2008, 01:54 »

At one time, I thought my bathroom was haunted.
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« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2008, 10:53 »

When I was about five I rmember I used to reckon that there was a massive spider in my attic (I don't mean taranutla sized, I mean dog sized) Eek Probably because spiders have always made me shiver a little.
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« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2008, 20:00 »

I used to collect pistachio nut shells. I collected them and put them into a plastic bottle. When I had enough of them, I layed them down on the floor in the living room in lines, and took many hours making them all face the exact same way, so that every one of them followed a precise and perfectly uniform direction. Then I went absolutely baslistic when my mum accidently stood on some and messed it up.

I was too young to remember this but, thats what my mum told me. Not really a 'belief' but, kinda weird.  Confused
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« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2008, 21:04 »

i have one of those "the last to know" type personalities.

So i used to believe an awful lot of things when I was a kid, i was the gullible one too.

One for instance my dad used to own a 97 Vauxhall Cavalier SRi... was a nice car...... anyway the front headlights had little windscreen wipers, I was told and believed these prevented people and animals being hit when driving along, they would sweep the thing being hit to the side of the car. I know mad... but i was about 7 then. Anyway we had the car for a long time and it was fantastic Smile http://www.carairo.com/catalog/images/VA09802.jpg <--- corgi model of it in same colours too

My dad was also an amateur radio buff and we have loads of masts on our roof for different types of radio signals ect. I used to believe my dad was part of the secret service and all the antenna's picked up all the secret conversations around the world. again around 7-8yo then. Incidently my dad did speak to a lot of people round the world, on a good night he could bounce the signals and chat to people in America. He also spoke to King Hussein of Jordon on his rig too.

Just a couple of wacky things from my life.
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« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2008, 14:08 »

One of the most disappointing things I learned later in life was that all those clever and funny "Playground songs" are actually Weird Al Yankovic songs. Tongue That's a real downer, because when you hear it the first time, you think that your friends thought of it themselves.
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« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2008, 22:39 »

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Wow. It's weird, indeed. I wish I could see such an interesting thing.
Speaking of other childish things except beliefs - when I was 4 years old, once I locked my grandma at the bathroom, when no one else was at home. I stood outside the door, eating candy and then I've suddenly realised I'm alone, and started crying. She told me, how to unlock the door, but I couldn't. Fortunately, grandma was able to climb out through the window Big Grin

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anyway the front headlights had little windscreen wipers, I was told and believed these prevented people and animals being hit when driving along
Nice one. It protects from thinking about death. I remember "The crash" movie, where one guy gave his daughter "magic invisible clocks" to protect her from bullets and she really believed that.

It's great that you've never hit anyone.

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Heh, such things always made me sad, when I discovered, that the stories grownup people tell or their poems or their songs weren't made by themselves. It made them liars, even if they're never pretended to be the authors Sad
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« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2008, 23:55 »

This is a great topic, it's always fun to read what surprising and bizarre things people used to believe when they were kids:-)
Sadly, I can't remember a single interesting thing from my childhood. I used to have some stupid and funny prejudices about sex and related things when I was a teenager, but I guess it's not to be discussed here:-)

I remember a lot of things, though. I used to tell old ladies, my grandma's friends, news about Saddam Hussein when I was 4. I was told that the first phrase I ever said had "SOB" in it:-)  I asked my father once if it was him who ruined the country. But I doubt these were things I used to believe or care for back then, so thay can't be discussed here either:-)
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« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2008, 22:09 »

These are all quite interesting and funny to read, some of which I already know about Wink
(yes, you cashew boy!, and I know more!...mwhahaha)

It's funny cos I know, I was definitely an odd kid, still kind of am Tongue, but I did have crazy beliefs and things I did, yet I can't quite remember them when it comes to recalling them, most of which I've been told I did, but I don't really remember them till its brought up again!

However I can think of one right now which is pretty amusing to hear about, its kind of a belief but not
I was about 4 and was at a christening of my Godmother's son and I they're pretty religious, so the ceremony was quite serious and quite, and as the priest lit up these big candles, I started singing very loudly, burst into "Happy Birthday to you!" (etc) and, apparently wouldn't stop! Big Grin
Guess I thought of the big candle was being lit like one on a birthday cake Tongue
mmm....now I'm wanting cake!
*disappears off to the kitchen!*
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« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2008, 23:20 »

For some reason, when I was a kid, I thought that when a character died on TV, that the actor playing them also died.

So what happens to an animated character that dies? Tongue
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« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2008, 00:32 »

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Come to think of it, thats happened to me before. When I watched 'Apollo 13' for the first time when I was a wee' lad, I thought when it announced Jack Swigert died later, I thought Kevin Bacon (the actor) died too. Rolls Eyes
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« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2008, 16:48 »

In my childhood, I believed that if a bug bites you, it can spit poison into your blood and kill you.
Later, I've read about ticks and understood that it was true... Eek
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« Reply #15 on: January 24, 2008, 23:08 »

I thought that when removed the cap from the bathtub, you could go down the drain  Big Grin ... Not that I thought that. Tongue

Oh god, I thought that too.

When I was little I also used to believe that when rabbits died they went to Watership Down. My whole life I've always been terrified of hitting rabbits while travelling in the car, so someone told me it to make me feel better. XD Used to believe that Care Bears really existed too, thanks to my auntie who told me they watch over you while you're sleeping.
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« Reply #16 on: January 25, 2008, 16:46 »

I used to believe that there was a ghost girl who lived upstairs in my house. I used to play theis game with my friend where we would go looking for her but it used to spook us horribly so we stopped. This all was around when I was about Seven.
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« Reply #17 on: January 25, 2008, 19:14 »

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Really? I thought that was the only one who believed that...
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In the evenings heard noises coming from the furniture ... I thought that charging life or something (which I was very scared). Sad
Then I discovered that those noises were related to the furniture was contracted.  Tongue

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« Reply #18 on: January 27, 2008, 10:31 »

There's one thing I scared most, when I was a kid.

Everytime I saw nightmares about the boogeyman, who kidnapped me.  Confused
This boogeyman looked same like The Joker in the 1989 Batman movie, I was afraid of Joker back then.  Eek
But now, I am scared of nothing, I always laugh when I see Joker somewhere. Big Grin

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« Reply #19 on: January 27, 2008, 15:05 »

In the early childhood most of all I was afraid of “Phantomas”, the character from the same French film in which leading roles played Jean Mare as Phantomas  and Louis de Funes as Inspector Zhuv. It’s comedy film I perceived as film of horrors. Every evening falling asleep in darkness and loneliness to me seem Phantomas or his huge dark blue head which sticked out of a wall. It looked ominously.
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« Reply #20 on: January 27, 2008, 15:37 »

Whoa, interesting bunch of memories Smile

It's funny but except of X-Files I was never scared watching movies.
When I lied in bed in my the darkness alone, I was scared by grandma's electronick clock - an owl with green digits in her eyes.

As for movies - only two of them prosecuted me at nights, but I was a quite a big kid then - an asian horror "Audition" and "The Ring". *shivers*
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« Reply #21 on: January 27, 2008, 17:06 »

Great topic, veyr interesting! Smile

I'm fraid i'm a bit boring on this aspect because i haven't got anything really interesting to say here. Mostly, i don't remember anything about my childhood in this topic, but two things.

The first, it's pretty usual. I was always attracted by horror movies when i was a kid and sometimes i managed to catch glimpses of them in spots, at friends, wherever i could.  The weird thing is, i thought the monsters in those movies were real like the people in them, so they existed somewhere. Of course, those kept haunting me by night. Since i was too proud to go to sleep with the lights on or asking my mom to get one of those light LEDs, i "enbunkened" myself in my bed, literally wrapped myself up with the sheets so nothing could come and get me.  It made hard to breathe, so sometimes i had to open up a little hole to suck fresh air in, and that felt like i was daring anything to enter my "sacred wrap".
So yeah, usual "boogeyman" fear. Smile

I also remember i was scared of bullies, not in the normal way (scared of being beaten up or made fun of), but a real scared to death way.I was sure they had right of life or death over the other kids, and if you were killed by a bully at school, no one would care. That fear went away by itself though.
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« Reply #22 on: January 27, 2008, 22:48 »

Hmm... as for a fear as a kid, I once watched the film 'War Of the Worlds' (not the new one obviously), and was scared by the aliens. I could never watch the film, and had to be in a different room out of ear shot.
I cant remember believing they existed... just watching them on TV scared me I guess. I had that fear for waaaay longer than any normal kid should...









(I still wouldnt watch the film Embarrassed)
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« Reply #23 on: January 28, 2008, 04:24 »

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My child fears concerns more to social aspects too. When I was in sixth grade of school, I used to live in another city. It was "nineteens". There was simply general enthusuasm for rap or rave (still there was less popular formations like rockers or metalheads..). Anyway I always feared to find myself in the middle of "showdown" between such groups. I thought they fighting like hand-in-hand  battle without any rules, like berserks. :\ And every member of band obliged to fight to the end. While I don't wanted to die because of music I don't really like.
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« Reply #24 on: May 17, 2008, 01:06 »

Besides the belief that Windows was the only OS that exists (I could use computers when I was four or five Big Grin ) I had no beliefs that I now know as untrue...
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« Reply #25 on: May 17, 2008, 02:34 »

Ahh man, I never saw this thread! Interesting and hilarious. ;D

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Mmh... wanna bet there's a slice of truth in there? Tongue

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The voice actor must be terminated to avoid a paradox. ;x

I had a wild imagination as a kid... and I was a pretty messed up one until recent years (still messed up, now I'm aware of it though! ^-^). Did alot of crazy stuff, but I can't remember alot of beliefs though... oh well.

First thing I remember is me and my best friend used to think we were from outer space and that we'd crashed into the ocean with our space shuttle. Can't remember much else about it, but I read alot about space and got me a telescope. Quite obsessed with space. Tongue I learned to read early and when I was 4-5 I was quite the lil' astronomer. ^-^ Always searching for things up there in the sky, it actually payed off one day. Dunno if anyone else remembers it on the news or something (Andreas, you're into this stuff, perhaps you can enlighten us?), but one night when I was sleeping over at my friends place we were just looking up into the sky, and around midnight we saw a comet! Big one, with a beautiful tail! I think it was actually not that far from colliding with earth, I remember something about that... or perhaps it's unrelated. I believe it was somewhere between 1995-1997, I don't know how often comets lit up clearly in the sky, so perhaps it's hard to "recall". Tongue

Second belief is similar to what Kat posted, me n my friend (same one) believed that the kindergarten across the street from my house was haunted. The place was actually really creepy at night, we'd always sneak around the place and look inside the windows and over the massive yard. I think someone told us it used to be a burial ground or something, which intrigued us. Tongue We were always scared to death, but at the same time really excited... we were always fascinated by the unknown. Rolls Eyes And for the record I could swear we saw some whiteish things moving around from time to time. Gigi Was probably nothing, but more than enough for us to keep searching for ghosts!
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« Reply #26 on: May 17, 2008, 03:49 »

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The voice actor must be terminated to avoid a paradox. ;x

You mean one of those things that can destroy the universe?!

Sorry, I gotta BTTF Fetish going on here...
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« Reply #27 on: May 17, 2008, 13:09 »

First thing I remember is me and my best friend used to think we were from outer space and that we'd crashed into the ocean with our space shuttle. Can't remember much else about it, but I read alot about space and got me a telescope. Quite obsessed with space. Tongue I learned to read early and when I was 4-5 I was quite the lil' astronomer. ^-^ Always searching for things up there in the sky, it actually payed off one day. Dunno if anyone else remembers it on the news or something (Andreas, you're into this stuff, perhaps you can enlighten us?), but one night when I was sleeping over at my friends place we were just looking up into the sky, and around midnight we saw a comet! Big one, with a beautiful tail! I think it was actually not that far from colliding with earth, I remember something about that... or perhaps it's unrelated. I believe it was somewhere between 1995-1997, I don't know how often comets lit up clearly in the sky, so perhaps it's hard to "recall". Tongue

Most likely, this was comet Hyakutake in early 2006, the brightest comet since at least 20 years (after comet West in 1976, the year when I was born). It was rather close to earth indeed and dramatically increased its brightness over a few days, and in late februrary/early march, the tail covered virtually half the sky! There was another, even brighter comet in april 1997, Hale-Bopp, which was visible for several weeks, but I always thought that Hyakutake was much more beautiful. Too bad that comet McNaught was practically only visible from the southern hemisphere in january 2007, it was another most beautiful appearance (search for some pics at Wikipedia or so if you don't remember it anymore). Smile 
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