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« on: November 20, 2007, 21:24 » |
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OK I placed one of these threads on my own forums years ago and it walways turned out funny and entertaining, post the funny quotes, typos and misunderstandsings from LTS chat. My first: We were talking about a lifesize fibreglass LIsa on ebay and putting it in my car. (21:08:33) (simpreal) what's the topic about? (21:08:43) (MPfreeUK) http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Lisa-Simpson_W0QQitemZ150183431308QQihZ005QQcategoryZ8616QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem#ebayphotohosting (21:08:46) (Suusje) http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Lisa-Simpson_W0QQitemZ150183431308QQihZ005QQcategoryZ8616QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem this one again :P (21:08:49) (Suusje) ack! (21:09:28) (Suusje) we're talking about putting her in MPfreeUKs car (21:09:30) (simpreal) that wouldbe great for my home! (21:10:22) (Suusje) yeah (21:10:23) (MPfreeUK) even better put some auto control mechanism and have lisa in the driving seat... i will put the windows down and blast St. Elmo's fire on the stereo too (21:10:26) (Suusje) too bad it's pick-up only (21:10:39) (Suusje) lol (21:10:42) (simpreal) haha (21:11:44) (MPfreeUK) i'll motorise the head so when i pull up at lights it will look at the driver in the next land and say "What you looking at" in lisa's voice (21:11:49) (MPfreeUK) lane* (21:12:09) (Suusje) that will scare the hell out of most people :P (21:12:12) (MPfreeUK) lol (21:12:47) (Suusje) don't forget to get one of those drivers licenses for her **Attached the picture from the auctionso can be seen after the auction closes
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« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2007, 21:27 » |
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Lisa already has a driver's licence, remember Simpsons: Hit and Run?  She was a mean driver too  anyway, cool idea, to have a thread about funny things in chat. We'll keep it updated with yellow crazyness 
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« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2007, 21:29 » |
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Use ze code-tags next time! Marco wishing us sweaty dreams: <SimpReal> have all sweat dreams :) <Suusje> sweat dreams? rofl <SimpReal> sweet! <SimpReal> sweet! <Andreas> lol <Suusje> lol <MPfreeUK> rofl <SimpReal> damn typo :D <SimpReal> i'll run away before doign any mo9re damag <SimpReal> buhbye :D Instant classic! 
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« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2007, 23:35 » |
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Ahh, great snipplets indeed. And I still want that fiberglass Lisa. 
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« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2007, 05:10 » |
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Sweat dreams... that's winner material right there.
Marco, you're a legend of the chat.
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www.youtube.com/MrPinkFloyd882Look at that hand, lying there The room is dark, she shows no fear I'm lying still, my eyes are wide My heart is pumping, I'm still alive
I'm still awake against my will What will it ever take To still this burning in me?
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« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2007, 08:45 » |
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Empethree, *LOL* SimpReal, hehe... We will, We will, Mock you! *is evil* I hope this topic will grow. Here's my add to the collection (although I already posted it in another topic). This happened when LTS was partially down (it took several second for pages to load) because of hosting problems. <MPfreeUK> mebbe lisa getting to tired of hugs so takes it offline to have a rest heh heh <Suusje> Lisa-simpson.net also turned into a "beautiful young woman" :P <@Dagdamor> really? <Suusje> Bart said that to Lisa when she was turned into a snail <@Dagdamor> really, it's slow :D lol * @Dagdamor is slow too <MPfreeUK> lol
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« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2007, 16:35 » |
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* @Dagdamor is slow too
At least you admit it. 
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« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2007, 00:03 » |
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I'm definately going to have to go through my mIRC logs, gotta be some more gems to post from the logs I have had since i joined the chat. I am going to have to find some good Dag moments But in the meantime, here is one from the archives: (12:14:32) (Artmuz) hi everybody! :) (12:14:49) (MPfreeUK) hi dr nick (12:14:53) (MPfreeUK) ..er artmuz (12:14:55) (MPfreeUK) ;) (12:15:00) (Artmuz) :)
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« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2007, 00:17 » |
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Ok just spotted this in the archive....... i have cut out a few bits if irrellivent banter in between.... (20:52:51) ! SimpReal is installing a PC that has the noisiest fan he ever heard (20:53:09) (SimpReal) i want to stick a finger in to stop it, but it'd probably cut me up (20:53:17) (SimpReal) is one of those damned Delta 60x60 fans.............
(20:55:22) ! SimpReal plans about puttign in check even the price for my damaged ears (20:56:44) (SimpReal) when i picked it up it didnt make that noise, i discovered later that it was because the fan and heatsink was so cluttered with dust&s*** that it barely moved (20:56:52) (D_B_) lol (20:57:12) (D_B_) the solution is simple then - clutter it back up again............
(20:58:15) (SimpReal) so yeah, DB's solution is doable... if it didnt die from heat before, it shouldnt do now (20:59:10) ! SimpReal goes get his cat (20:59:23) (SimpReal) maybe if i put him really near the fan, it will suck in enough fur... (20:59:28) (MPfreeUK) heh heh (20:59:40) (MPfreeUK) i seen a load of pcs full of cat (20:59:52) ! SimpReal wonders if losing a cat would be a good compromise over a silent pc (21:00:02) (D_B_) depends. is it a good cat? (21:00:15) (SimpReal) i didn't taste him yet, but he's cute. (21:00:22) (MPfreeUK) nah getting a cat tail caught in the fan can cause instability in windows (21:00:35) (MPfreeUK) and the mouse doesnt like it ;) (21:00:40) (SimpReal) heh (21:01:10) (SimpReal) anyway i'm almost done for tonight, i want to shut it down and listen to some music without the constant background "UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" (21:01:22) (MPfreeUK) lol (21:01:32) (MPfreeUK) dont play any Bjork then (21:01:38) (D_B_) lol (21:01:44) (MPfreeUK) lots of UUUUUUUUUUUUUeeeeeaaaaaayeeeeee uuuuu in that (21:02:27) (SimpReal) okay but it's not ear piercing :D (21:02:29) (SimpReal) i think. (21:02:33) (MPfreeUK) lol (21:02:34) (SimpReal) i dont listen to Bjork .p (21:02:56) (MPfreeUK) whenever i hear bjork i keep getting out the oil can thinking something is loose (21:03:19) (SimpReal) hahah (21:03:32) (SimpReal) nice description, i'll reuse it :D
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« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2007, 00:17 » |
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Here's some more craziness: <@Dagdamor> "it's precisely the wrong interval to think up a regular chat time that suits everybody" - lol <Suusje> yeah, but for California the timezone is GMT-8 <@Dagdamor> indeed... <D_B> ohh, yes, california is on the other side of the US. dang. <@Dagdamor> any time is good for me, actually. last days, my shedule got screwed up. i sleep at day, awake at night <@Dagdamor> but to meet at weekends is a nice idea <Suusje> Dagdamor is... Nocturnal man! Everyone's favorite superhero <@Dagdamor> :p <@Dagdamor> but it's convenient! i can hug Lisa when she's asleep without disturbing her... * D_B imagins serge leaping from rooftop to rooftop in a superhero suit that looks a lot like stripy pyjamas <@Dagdamor> *rofl* <Suusje> lol <Suusje> COMIC BOOK GUY: No, we're all out of Nocturnal man comics. But we do still have Radioactive man comics. BART: Nah, those are boring. <@Dagdamor> heh EDIT: *LOL* at Empethree's second one 
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« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2007, 10:32 » |
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Empethreelol! Good stuff DagdamorGood old memories... Damn, that makes me sound old, doesn't it? 
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« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2007, 08:51 » |
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* SimpReal lols at "Nocturnal man" in torn up jammies. LISA: *gigggles* We need more funchats, even because i need to clean my stained reputation there!  someone has to coem and take my place as typoer of the week!
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