I am on winter break, I had a project for broadcasting class. I had to create a "radio station", with a mix of DJ chat, music, and commercials. Well, like my economics project which I posted here, I just had to slip Lisa in. As a result, Lisa plays a part in the stations "storyline", so i thought you guys would be interested, in which why I am posting it here.
I don't know where this belongs, so I posted it here. I don't know if it counts enough to be posted in the Fan Fiction section, as the "plot" doesn't really revolve around Lisa. As for content, I guess this would be rated PG-13. The songs, nor the DJ chat has no foul language, but some of the humorous ads contain the word "bitch". Nothing here is worse than you would see on an episode of The Simpsons.
Here is the link in which you can download it. It was too large to attach on the boards, as it is an hour and a half long.
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=1QYYIF8UIt has a nice nostalgic punch, as it takes place in 1997, and plays adult contemporary music, with two DJs. I did all of the voices of the DJs, while I compiled the ads and music from various sources, as attributed.
Anyways, it is hosted by "Chad Henderson". He has a small southern accent, and is kind of nervous and uncharasmatic, making it humorous of why he landed this job on the radio. Along with him he has an unnamed weatherman named the "Hip hop" weatherman, who is very brash. His dialogue is composed of the weather dialogue from the Playback FM DJ from GTA: San Andreas, or which I pulled it from. There is also a small "newsbreak" pulled off of GTA: San Andreas. After a commercial break, a new DJ with the name simply with the name of "Christian" takes over, who appears to be perhaps a teenager, with a very nasaly and squeaky voice. He reveals that he has a dangerous obsession with Lisa (A parody of John Hinckley Jr, the man who attempted to assassinate then US president Ronald Reagan in 1981, and his obsession with Jodie Foster), saying that he sent her ten poems and twenty letters, each with his address and phone number, but surprisingly, no response. It is suggested that he took over the radio show as an attempt to get her attention, and perhaps a response. He then threathens to blow up Homer's car to get her attention (unbeknown to his knowledge that the car belongs to Homer, or that he even is Lisa's father), and dedicates a song to her, all in hopes of getting her to call the station. He receives a call, but it turns out to be a worker at the Shady Pines Mental Hospital, who accuses him of being an escaped patient. He denies this, only to have a worker from Shady Pines break into the studio and haul him away. Just after that does Lisa call into the station, but doesn't get an answer. (This is using an edited version of that Lisa call to Virgin radio also posted here). The Chad Henderson is reinstated, and everything is normal, and the radio show continues to operate as normal.
The show also includes some "requests", one from Moe, and one from Lisa.
The songs played on the station in the order of which they appear is here:
Sophie B. Hawkins - As I Lay Me Down
Natalie Umbruglia - Torn
Paula Cole - I Don't Want To Wait
Seal - Kiss From a Rose
Celine Dion - Thats The Way It Is
LeAnn Rimes - How Do I Live
All-4-One - I Swear (The song Christian dedicates to Lisa)
Natalie Merchant - Wonder
Foreigner - I Want To Know What Love Is
Elkie Brooks - Fool If You Think Its Over
George Harrison - Got My Mind Set On You
Huey Lewis and the News - If This Is It (Requested by Moe)
Toto - Africa (Requested by Lisa)
New Radicals - You Get What You Give
Savage Garden - Truly Madly Deeply
Jewel - Who Will Save Your Soul
Des'ree - You Gotta Be
There are also a number of commercials that air on the station, some serious, some humorous: (In no particular order)
Ford Dealers - A real ad from 1997, which advertises lease deals on new Ford vehicles. Audio pulled off of an ad on an old VHS tape
Big Bob's Used Cars - A humorous ad advertising a used car lot owned by "Big Bob", a stereotypical used car salesman. I pulled this audio off of a YouTube video.
Dodge Caravan - A real ad from the late 90s advertising a lease on a new Dodge Caravan. I pulled the audio off an old VHS tape.
Chevrolet Cavalier - A real commercial from the 90s promoting lower prices on a new Chevrolet Cavalier. I pulled the audio off of the commercial of which I downloaded from RetroJunk.
Keep Off The Internet - Two humorous Public Service ads that advise you to stay off of the internet, or it can cause your kids to develop corrupt behavior. Pulled off of GTA: Liberty City Stories
McDonald's Arch Deluxe - A real commercial from 1996 for the infamous McDonald's Arch Deluxe burger. Audio Pulled off of an old VHS tape.
1996 Ford Taurus - a real commercial from 1996 promoting the new Ford Taurus. Audio Pulled off of an old VHS tape.
USAir - A real commercial from the 90s promoting the airline USAir, known today as US Airways. I pulled the audio off of an old VHS tape.
Proposition 421 - A humorous commercial asking you to vote yes on a new proposition that asks to outlaw smoking and allow anyone to legally kill anyone they see smoking. Pulled off of GTA: San Andreas
My Five Uncles - A humorous commercial about a new TV show entitled "My Five Uncles", a parody of both "My Two Dads" and "Full House". Pulled off of GTA: San Andreas
Cluckin Bell - A humorous commercial for a fast food chain called "Cluckin Bell", which parodies KFC and its numerous controversies involving the breeding and treatment of their chickens. Pulled off of GTA: San Andreas
Celebrate with Cake - Two humorous public service ads that suggest that you solve life's problems by eating lots of Cake and becoming clinically obese. Pulled off of GTA: San Andreas
Glory Hole Themepark - A humorous ad for a sleazy themepark. Pulled off of GTA: San Andreas
Ultimate Disk In The Dark - A humorous ad promoting a new sport that involves throwing a flying disk in the dark. Pulled off of GTA: San Andreas.
Starfish Resort and Casino - A humorous commercial for a casino that suggests that you plan your next family vacation there. Pulled off of GTA: San Andreas
Don't Let Your Children Ride Bicycles - A humorous public service commercial suggesting that you buy your teenager a car instead of letting them ride a bike. Pulled off of GTA: San Andreas.
American Bank of Los Santos - A humorous ad for a bank that gives out loans solely for Keeping up with the Joneses like purposes. Pulled off of GTA: San Andreas
BlondeStar - A humorous ad promoting a service called BlondeStar, a parody of General Motors' OnStar service. I got this in an email a year ago.
Blox - A humorous commercial for a disinfectant that is better suited for killing people rather than germs. Pulled off of GTA: Vice City.
Mountain Dew - A real ad from the 90s for Mountain dew, in which some people sing a parody of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen. Audio pulled off of an old VHS tape.
Fernando's New Beginnings - A humorous ad for what is advertised as a "Marriage Saving" service, but is really a prostitution service. Pulled off of GTA III
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