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« on: January 18, 2008, 23:44 »

Childhood... What a great time, when you can be naive and believe in Santa Claus, or Batman, or magic, or the fact you was brought to your parents by a stork. Unless you name is Lisa Simpson Smile

So, do you remember anything you've been told by grownups, or just made up to yourself, that makes you laugh (or maybe shiver, who knows) nowadays? Let's collect!

In my case there are:

1) Caterpillars are everywhere around me, waiting impatiently, till I become sleepy to climb into my ear and inside. Stupid "X-Files"... *shivers*
2) People are ought to learn how to kiss by gently eating pickled tomatoes. My awful cousin had told me that, when I'm allergic to tomatoes and that was a sad news for me, until another cousin, kind one, had told me that allergics like me can use tangerines instead Big Grin
3) Only stupid kids believe in Santa Claus. In real world, there are rabbits, who magically find presents in snow and deliver them to children.
4) You can find a treasure even at your own garden, if you'll be persevere and patient.

That's all I can remember now. Would anyone else share their recollections? ;-)
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« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2008, 00:34 »

You know bruises on bananas, hen a somehat circular region turns a darker colour within the flesh? I thought those were spiders that had somehow gotten inside the banana. it was only many years after I'd outgrown this that I made the connection between spiders stowing away in bunches of bananas.
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« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2008, 00:53 »

I thought that when removed the cap from the bathtub, you could go down the drain  Big Grin ... Not that I thought that. Tongue
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« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2008, 00:57 »

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Geeze! That's scary Big Grin
I've remembered one more like this - I used to think holes in achy teeth are made by some kind of worms Smile Ewww...

As for dark matter in bananas - I though dark things about that too, but finally calmed herself down considering it's just seeds Big Grin
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« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2008, 01:54 »

At one time, I thought my bathroom was haunted.
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« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2008, 10:53 »

When I was about five I rmember I used to reckon that there was a massive spider in my attic (I don't mean taranutla sized, I mean dog sized) Eek Probably because spiders have always made me shiver a little.
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« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2008, 20:00 »

I used to collect pistachio nut shells. I collected them and put them into a plastic bottle. When I had enough of them, I layed them down on the floor in the living room in lines, and took many hours making them all face the exact same way, so that every one of them followed a precise and perfectly uniform direction. Then I went absolutely baslistic when my mum accidently stood on some and messed it up.

I was too young to remember this but, thats what my mum told me. Not really a 'belief' but, kinda weird.  Confused
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« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2008, 21:04 »

i have one of those "the last to know" type personalities.

So i used to believe an awful lot of things when I was a kid, i was the gullible one too.

One for instance my dad used to own a 97 Vauxhall Cavalier SRi... was a nice car...... anyway the front headlights had little windscreen wipers, I was told and believed these prevented people and animals being hit when driving along, they would sweep the thing being hit to the side of the car. I know mad... but i was about 7 then. Anyway we had the car for a long time and it was fantastic Smile http://www.carairo.com/catalog/images/VA09802.jpg <--- corgi model of it in same colours too

My dad was also an amateur radio buff and we have loads of masts on our roof for different types of radio signals ect. I used to believe my dad was part of the secret service and all the antenna's picked up all the secret conversations around the world. again around 7-8yo then. Incidently my dad did speak to a lot of people round the world, on a good night he could bounce the signals and chat to people in America. He also spoke to King Hussein of Jordon on his rig too.

Just a couple of wacky things from my life.
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« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2008, 14:08 »

One of the most disappointing things I learned later in life was that all those clever and funny "Playground songs" are actually Weird Al Yankovic songs. Tongue That's a real downer, because when you hear it the first time, you think that your friends thought of it themselves.
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« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2008, 22:39 »

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Wow. It's weird, indeed. I wish I could see such an interesting thing.
Speaking of other childish things except beliefs - when I was 4 years old, once I locked my grandma at the bathroom, when no one else was at home. I stood outside the door, eating candy and then I've suddenly realised I'm alone, and started crying. She told me, how to unlock the door, but I couldn't. Fortunately, grandma was able to climb out through the window Big Grin

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anyway the front headlights had little windscreen wipers, I was told and believed these prevented people and animals being hit when driving along
Nice one. It protects from thinking about death. I remember "The crash" movie, where one guy gave his daughter "magic invisible clocks" to protect her from bullets and she really believed that.

It's great that you've never hit anyone.

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Heh, such things always made me sad, when I discovered, that the stories grownup people tell or their poems or their songs weren't made by themselves. It made them liars, even if they're never pretended to be the authors Sad
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« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2008, 23:55 »

This is a great topic, it's always fun to read what surprising and bizarre things people used to believe when they were kids:-)
Sadly, I can't remember a single interesting thing from my childhood. I used to have some stupid and funny prejudices about sex and related things when I was a teenager, but I guess it's not to be discussed here:-)

I remember a lot of things, though. I used to tell old ladies, my grandma's friends, news about Saddam Hussein when I was 4. I was told that the first phrase I ever said had "SOB" in it:-)  I asked my father once if it was him who ruined the country. But I doubt these were things I used to believe or care for back then, so thay can't be discussed here either:-)
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« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2008, 22:09 »

These are all quite interesting and funny to read, some of which I already know about Wink
(yes, you cashew boy!, and I know more!...mwhahaha)

It's funny cos I know, I was definitely an odd kid, still kind of am Tongue, but I did have crazy beliefs and things I did, yet I can't quite remember them when it comes to recalling them, most of which I've been told I did, but I don't really remember them till its brought up again!

However I can think of one right now which is pretty amusing to hear about, its kind of a belief but not
I was about 4 and was at a christening of my Godmother's son and I they're pretty religious, so the ceremony was quite serious and quite, and as the priest lit up these big candles, I started singing very loudly, burst into "Happy Birthday to you!" (etc) and, apparently wouldn't stop! Big Grin
Guess I thought of the big candle was being lit like one on a birthday cake Tongue
mmm....now I'm wanting cake!
*disappears off to the kitchen!*
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« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2008, 23:20 »

For some reason, when I was a kid, I thought that when a character died on TV, that the actor playing them also died.

So what happens to an animated character that dies? Tongue
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« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2008, 00:32 »

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Come to think of it, thats happened to me before. When I watched 'Apollo 13' for the first time when I was a wee' lad, I thought when it announced Jack Swigert died later, I thought Kevin Bacon (the actor) died too. Rolls Eyes
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« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2008, 16:48 »

In my childhood, I believed that if a bug bites you, it can spit poison into your blood and kill you.
Later, I've read about ticks and understood that it was true... Eek
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