hey all. Feel free to post your blurbs here too, but I have just heard something out of my friends mouth that made me bust up laughing.

When I was still in high school (Primary for you out of stater's) My friend Dennis and I were in a Journalism class. We did nothing one week and produced a little 4 page newspaper for the school the next week. during the week off we had the "job" of doing time wasting writing exersizes, the likes of which let the teacher focus on the one thing the school was built for, the Football team. That and he was constantly playing pinball on his old computer. Well Dennis wrote a little paper Entitled,  "Who would win in a fight against Robert Fulton or Ned Flanders." His main motivation for this was a very simple statement that he wanted to hear come out of Ned's mouth. That statement is said upon Ned's brutal finally when beating the tar out of Fulton. That statement is "Oh no, I'm a mur-diddily-erderler.