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Dagdamor
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« on: January 03, 2007, 09:31 »
Found this PHP script on my work's computer some time ago. It works Wink

<?php

class Angel
{
  function fly()
  {
    echo "Look at me, I'm flying!";
  }
}

$Lisa=new Angel;
$Lisa->fly();

?>
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« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2007, 11:51 »
Hehe Gigi Nice one Tongue

<?php

function hug ($someone) {
  echo "Lisa hugs ".$someone;
}

hug("Serge");

?>

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« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2007, 06:52 »
Aww @ the previous one Smile

More PHP craziness... was testing things at work today and came out with this:

<?php

function makeFamilyTree($what)
{
  if($what=="header") echo "<ul>";
  if($what=="footer") echo "</ul>";
}

function makeFamilyItem($what, $name="")
{
  if($what=="header") echo "<li>$name<ul>";
  if($what=="footer") echo "</ul></li>";
}

makeFamilyTree("header");
  makeFamilyItem("header", "Homer");
  makeFamilyItem("footer");
  makeFamilyItem("header", "Marge");
    makeFamilyItem("header", "Bart");
      makeFamilyItem("header", "Santa's Little Helper");
      makeFamilyItem("footer");
      makeFamilyItem("header", "Duncan");
      makeFamilyItem("footer");
    makeFamilyItem("footer");
    makeFamilyItem("header", "Lisa");
      makeFamilyItem("header", "Snowball");
      makeFamilyItem("footer");
      makeFamilyItem("header", "Princess");
      makeFamilyItem("footer");
    makeFamilyItem("footer");
    makeFamilyItem("header", "Maggie");
    makeFamilyItem("footer");
  makeFamilyItem("footer");
makeFamilyTree("footer");

?>
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« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2007, 08:48 »
*backs away slowly*

Marge : Ok, no more PHP for you after midnight, young man !
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« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2007, 09:16 »
Big Grin

Okay, okay... the last one and I'll leave this poor topic alone. Wink

<?php

$subjects=array("Homer","Marge","Bart","Lisa","Maggie");
$adverbs=array("quickly","slowly","loudly","quietly","carefully","nicely");
$actions=array("kicks","strangles","hugs","tickles","whispers to","yells at");

list($who,$whom)=array_rand($subjects,2);
$adverb=$adverbs[array_rand($adverbs)];
$action=$actions[array_rand($actions)];

echo "$subjects[$who] $adverb $action $subjects[$whom]";

?>
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« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2007, 11:39 »
Maybe it's useful to post what every script does, so people will at least take a look at it Tongue

Serge's last script did this: Clicky
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« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2007, 12:29 »
Maybe it's useful to post what every script does, so people will at least take a look at it Tongue

Yes, this would be most appreciated, since I have no idea of PHP and programming. Wink
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« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2007, 12:55 »
From 'Clicky'
Marge slowly yells at Lisa

haha! Big Grin

Brilliant, I can click this all day!

EDIT(after much clicking):
Bart nicely hugs Lisa

Awww.... so cute... Smile
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