Lisa, the Simpson!

If Lisa asked you about something hard, for example to give up smoking, would you do that for her?
Could you give your life away to save her?
I would do anything for Lisa.

I would, would be I a smoker...  :D
Deliberate you should take a decision.

It's hard, if not impossible, to say - what would if...
Maybe you won't move if you should to, maybe you become not too shocked and move...
To endanger one's life to save another life is not easy to manage...
For Lisa, such a girl, I think I would, in cause of my conscience. Hope not to get lost in such a situation...  :arrow:

A difficult question to talk about it with someone else, except the Lisa herself. ;) It would be a unique case of course. I doubt if she'd really asked me for this, if only we're not in the 'captivity' for example or something like that. In this case how I'd acted depending of the circumstances. And of course I'd tried my best to do it to the end.

I could take on smoking waiting for it to become an irresistible habit, and then leaving it. :p

SimpReal
LISA: No! No! You got me totally wrong!
:D

It's easy to talk about something you would do for someone, but it's so hard to do it afterwards, I should know that... I'd say so: I'd try my best to do anything for Lisa. But on the other side, I hope Lisa wouldn't ask me about things I won't be able to do. Heck, if only Lisa could ask me about anything... :)

Your question gave me pause, because that is practically what I did. Back a couple months ago I was in a hard-pressed position and made the decision to quit. I had alot of support from this board especially (yes, guys, I am still smoke free!) and if Lisa were to actually exist and be in my life I am sure she would have supported this as well. Had she asked me, I would have done it much sooner.

That was a well decision.  :)

I'd only do something in return for what she'd do for me.

I don't do stuff for nothing you know. well, most of the time

I'm sure she'd do something for one of us, in fact she already did much for most of us, i.e. this forum wouldn't exist without her, and her character and lifestyle was an example for some of us.
Oh, and BTW I would do much for her, how much depends on the situation.

Max

Mal?fix
Sometime I wonder what her reaction would be if her discovered LTS in the Internet.
Would she feel honored or freaked out? Or maybe both? :D
Well, seeing a forum like LTS is still much better than to see a "NoLisas" forum...

then Homer won't be happy :P
And we made some kind of round robin out of the "simpsons universe" thread, remember? She reacted a little nervous because suddenly complete strangers from a different universe who knew much about her came to her house and gave her a pizza. And how could it be that her family was a TV show?

Max

Mal?fix
Those are different things... I liked that little robin, it was a nice idea, but imagining what would Lisa do is different. :) Being a little nervous, being even scared or offended is a very simple reaction - something I would expect from a regular girl. But would Lisa react this simple way, react like regular person? Something makes me think that before reacting at all, Lisa would decide to explore this place, to understand what it is and who our members are; maybe she would even find a topic interesting for her and post a reply. ;) Fantasies... but it's still better (and more suitable for Liser) than just "Wow a forum dedicated to me! Let's tell Bart, he'll get jealous!" :D

I never said that this would be how she reacted, after all she didn't see the forum at all, and we had better things to do in that story.
Sure she would do something like that, she'd most likely keep her identity secret since nobody would believe her if she wrote "Hey it's me Lisa how ya doin?" :P

Or maybe she should start yelling about human rights and such things? And going to the court to reach the justice? It's not good things to think about it, and I better will imagine how she'll post something in the boards. Especially in fan-art sections. :)

Mal?fix
Yeah, she probably would, but hey, are we Lisafans or not? We should discover her identity by her behavior and posts easily :) unless she would be smart enough to create a brand new identity and way of posting for this forum. But this is a very hard task and in the end in can be very confusing :D

Shadow Nait
Lisa posting pics made by her, or us posting pics featuring Lisa? If former, I'd love to see her art! Even if it would picture elves and ponies mainly :p If you mean the latter... hmm, some of the pics could make her frown indeed, but I think she would understand that posting Lisa-dedicated pictures on Lisa-dedicated forum is, well, something normal, and that every artist has his own vision of her. I think she would appreciate some of the art, and just ignore other without going mad. :)

Yesterday, there was the episode See Homer Run where Lisa drawn a present for Homer, of course with unicorns as Homer and Lisa who are riding, I think, to other unicorns...  :gigi:
But one thing must be said, she drawn it very lovely.

Dagdamor
I'd implied of course our pictures to see. But you've given a nice hint too: what would be like her own fan-art? I think it's not differ too much from the most of art of our young members. :) Still it's really interesting theme. Of course the ponies and unicorns as her passion will be the main character. I only think [sadly] she, being a real child, will never visit this place because of the obvious reasons. It's the Deviant Art that would be better place for her works (and the nick will be something like "Vegan Rebel" ;) )

SimpReal
As far as I remember, Bart wanted to do that once, when Simpsons were saving money :p Homer even gave him a dollar, and when Lisa said that her brother did nothing, he was suspicious. So, Homer would sure appreciate what you're talking about :p

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As for idea of Lisa visiting this forum, in classic episode it could be like this, evolving step-by-step: 1) Lisa is shy and telling everyone that it's a waste of time to talk about her in the web. 2) Lisa is proud and self-confident 3) Lisa acts like in that episode, when she created universe. "And bring me some shoes. Nice ones." Becoming jealous, when fans got real life and abandon her. 4) Lisa learns a lesson, excuses and then leaving board, keeping friendly relationships with some members.

Back to the subject, don't know, what can I do for Lisa, I mean, what can she ask from me? But I'd be happy if Ralphie asked me for something, for him I could do anything.

brakusaetsya
Lisa could ask you the same things Ralphie would - to help her to do something, to explain the meaning of a term, to make her a company, to comfort her when she needs that. They are different, but they are still the kids of the same age. Lisa and Ralph understand each other very well - so if you'd come along with Ralph, you'd do the same with Lisa, I'm sure. :)

I love that "strategy" you pointed out for Lisa, she should act something like that! But I hope that last step is not necessary... why leaving something if you have friends there? With Lisa, the forum would change, she'd leave a piece of her soul in it, from a "Lisa forum" it would turn into more interesting topic-free club - because it makes no sense to discuss one of the members of a forum. So, I think Lisa, if she could see LTS, would fit this place perfect. Of course there would be sharp edges. Certain pictures, too intimate topics etc... but for a person like Lisa, that cannot be a reason to get offended and shut the door. She always tries to understand why someone acts this way, not another.

OK, let's say Frink builds an inter-dimensional communicator that he builds into Lisa's computer. If she would find out about the forum, she'd probably make an account with a "fake ID", like... Dagdamor O.o Dagdamor is really Lisa !!!!!11 ;)
Once we'd find out I'd ask her to make a blog or a thread that she uses as a blog.
The "Lisa's family" section would be flooded with questions about her life and so on. OMG
And once the news would find out *runs away*

Dagdamor
I don't think so. She has a great mother, her other relatives are supportive sometimes too. As for learning - she already has friends in a world of science. She doesn't need me. Although, the same with Ralphie, but at least I want to be with him.

And don't you think that Lisa would be jealous a little if there really could be an inter-dimensional communicator, like Malefix had supposed? The rules of our world are different than their rules. Or maybe there would be no jealousy, but certainly a complex amalgam of sad and happy feelings, which can affect her badly.

brakusaetsya
Aw, come on, judging on your opinions, you treat Lisa as some kind of a "super being". But she is just a kid! Very clever one, very cute, but your still has so many things to teach her, because you're mature. Scientific friends? I know only Frink. That freak is rarely able to teach anyone, anything. :D Aside from that, she's learning only in her second grade (we both know about its educational quality) and in her family. In many episodes, she's in desperate search for close friend, you two could become ones.

About Ralph - I'm not sure about how good his parents are. His mother (Sara), indeed, a worse mother than Marge. But Wiggum seems to be much better father than Homer. So maybe Ralph is not so overlooked in his life.

Malefix
LOL!
Why Dagdamor, not Marco? Judging on his art, they have much more close relations to each other ;) Also, do you suspect that Lisa could create such a forum dedicated for herself? Never! Jessica could, Bart could, but not Lisa. ;)

UPD.
brakusaetsya
At first time - maybe, but our worlds don't differ too much. The main difference to me, is that our world is truly evil. When Lisa knew how much really bad and violent stuff happens here every day - she'd probably get depressed. But we wouldn't tell her. ;)

That was the intended joke…

Dagdamor
It's not the point. I'm kinda selfish and I think we two will be constantly fighting, if we meet somehow. And I don't really know how to communicate with kids. Yes, Ralph is a kid too, but if I could just hug him I'll be happy. As for Lisa - it'll be a challenging friendship. Probably because I'll have the same bad strains as Lisa, while not sharing most of her points of view.

Lisa isn't ignorant - you think she will visit only this board, having the opportunity to explore different dimension?! She'll know everything. And what would she think about growing-up and mortality then? About importance of decisions of her own and so on. It's a really tough question... Such knowledge can completely destroy her opinion about her world and her destiny.

brakusaetsya
Hmm, I thought that hypothetical Frinkommunicator would allow Lisa to visit this board only... ;)
But if she would be able to see everything - better not to create that thing at all. :( The amount of things Lisa shouldn't have seen in her age, is much bigger than amount of decent stuff. In the internet especially. Maybe that's the reason why such kids are unique - because others see too much sad stuff, and too early...

As Lis makes really wise decisions almost all the time, and is there to give very good advice I would trust her with anything^^